Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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