i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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