we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
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we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
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Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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