This house was built for laser tag.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Damn victory sex feels great
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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