It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Randomize
