Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
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i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
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Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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