Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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