fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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