I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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