Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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