Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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