yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
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She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
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have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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