Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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