Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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