The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
they're like a gay fantastic four
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Drunk is a universal language darling
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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