You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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