yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
there was a trapeze. enough said
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Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
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Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
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A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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