How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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