i just google imaged poop.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I stole a fireplace last night.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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