I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
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I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
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Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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