whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
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I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
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He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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