I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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