my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
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white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
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I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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