the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Randomize
