I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Randomize
