...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
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I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
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It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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