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• (248): View more from Michigan

  i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.

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• (845): View more from New York

  i can't find my house

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  we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.

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  i'm pretty sure my house moved.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.

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• (562): View more from California

  We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable

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• (914): View more from New York

  I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  well, you know. whores of a feather.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.

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