Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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