So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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