So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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