Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
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id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
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Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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