her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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