Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
i think my tv is drunk
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
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Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
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Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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