What a fucking waste of an outfit
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
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shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
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Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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