Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
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we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
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Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
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