Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
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Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
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P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
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