people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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