Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Yo dont text me then not text me
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
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He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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