Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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