Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
