if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
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so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
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I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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