if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
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I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
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so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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