barbara walters just said penis...
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
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