so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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