We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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