Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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