yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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