I can't breathe out the right side of my face
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
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He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
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It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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