are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
