I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
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Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
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She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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