The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
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I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
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Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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