this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
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A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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