i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
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If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
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It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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