I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
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Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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