there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
The air was thick with penises
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
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Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
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He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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