discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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